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THE FUNNY SHIT INDEX

   Mature material included, go away if you have a problem with that!!!

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TEXT JOKES 1

This is a collection of jokes and stories from the e-mails I get. All of the contents are cut and paste directly to the page. This is plain text, it's long but should load fast. There's no order to them I just put them on the page as they come in. Have fun!!

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PHOTOS, CARTOONS AND MORE!!!!!

2002 Weekly Planner

World Cup

SIGNS

AMERICA WEST

BEFORE VIAGRA

How to punish a sex offender

PERFECT WOMAN

BRA SIZE

Pres. Clinton

Barbie in a turban

  Giant ta ta's

  Kitty's

TEDDY BEARS

SNOWMAN

alaBAMMER TAILGATE PARTY 

REALITY

AUNT BEA  

HOW TO STOP A TRAIN

STAIN GLASS

3rd BELTWAY SNIPER FOUND

Smart Turkey!

Great T-Shirts

  Girlfriend Remote

     Pot-O-Gold? The end of the rainbow

CAT CARRIER

NO BREAKS

FIND THE PEACH

EMPLOYMENT WANTED

FISHIN BUDDY

SKI JET, Men love this sport

BLOND

DRUNK PUMPKIN

DEAR SANTA

Martha Stewart's replacement

  Protection

 

Careful who makes you signs.....classic!!!   click here
HOW MANY FEMINISTS   OK I'm a little warped. These crack me up.

Only in California......Talk about a second skin.


This is incredible and hard to believe.
This woman is actually walking down the street
with no "real" clothes -- only those painted on her.
The passerby's didn't give her a second look
because the paint looked so much like clothing.
 YES, she is naked
Can you find the boat??
I know you have trouble with this type of puzzle, but I wanted to send this one to you to see if you can pick out the boat.  Again, you will have to stare intently before it comes to you, but I'm certain that once you find the boat, you will be able to find it easier the second and subsequent times.

FIND THE BOAT

HAVE YOU DONE THE BUTTON YET?

http://button.community.net.uk/cgi/button

May take a minute to load but worth it.

If men wrote advise columns

   
   
 

AFGHANISTAN IRAQ AND MORE(ONS)

NEW MAP

WELCOME

TERROR SCHOOL

A HARD LESSON

WHY THEY HATE US

HOW WE'LL PAY FOR THE WAR

Funny Saddam pix are coming in, check 'em out!

Where is the Middle East you ask?

WELL SAID

Anti-Jihad rocket

HOW DO YOU WANT IT?

BAGHDAD BOB

SORROW FOR SADDAM

Who really got Saddam?