To: ALL EMPLOYEES

 

Due to the increased workload, the management has decided that it can no

longer afford for you to take time out of your busy schedule to go to the

restroom.

Instead, to increase employee efficiency the company will shoulder the

expense of remodeling your cubicle to accommodate restroom privileges.

(See attached cubicle layout.)

Thank you for your cooperation.

- MANAGEMENT-

 

 

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