How many feminists does it take to make an ass out of themselves?

Two: One to be an ass and the other to suck my dick!

 

Q.: How many feminists does it take to wrap a gift?

A: Two: One to wrap the gift and the other to suck my dick

How many feminists does it take to write a book?

Two: One to do the writing, and one to suck my dick.

 

How many feminists can you fit into a Volkswagen Beetle?

Don't know, they've never tried because they've been too busy

sucking my dick!

 

Q: How many feminists does it take to suck my dick?

A: All of them.

 

How many feminists does it take to collect firewood?

Three. One to collect the wood, one to feed the fire and one to

suck my dick.

 

How many feminists does it take to get a joke?

Two: One to read it and the other to listen while she

sucks my dick.

 

How many feminists does it take to make a pot of coffee?

Two: One to make the coffee...and the other to suck my dick!

 

How many feminists does it take to wish on a shooting star?

Two. One to close her eyes, cross her fingers and make a wish,

and the other to suck my dick.

 

How many feminists does it take to fill a prescription?

Two. One to fill the prescription and the other to suck my dick.

 
Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick.

 

How many feminists does it take to fetch a glass of water?

Two. One to fetch and the other to suck my dick.